[Surrogate's Blog]
A day without surrogate, is like any other day, except... without surrogate.Cigar? It's a girl!
2007-02-15
Good morning Boys and Girls.
A quick post.
I've decided to head for Broward County, Florida today to make my claim on Anna Nicole Smith's body and her daughter - well, MY daughter.
What can I tell ya. I found myself watching television a few years ago and caught a couple of minutes of her television show. I was smitten immediately. One thing lead to another and, well, let's just say I'm proud to have fathered this child and plan on giving her a good home for the next eighteen years.
The fact that 486 million dollars is on the line has almost no bearing on the situation, and though the money is rightfully mine (I mean our daughter's) I'd likely as not be making this claim even if all I could get out of it was a few paltry million for interview fees and the like.
Thank you all in advance for supporting me as I embark on this painful journey.
This venture is likely to rid me of my life savings as I assume the legal fees will be substantial, if not down right outrageous. Therefore, any individual donations in excess of five thousand dollars would be appreciated and further, will entitle any of you who decide to step up to the plate to a "surrogate will be a great Dad" t-shirt at the reduced price of $14.95 plus shipping and handling.
Again, with humility and fatherly love, thank you.
Be good to everyone, especially my daughter, what's-her-name.
Hardcore_Pyro (2007-02-15)
Wait a minute, that's my money um I mean my baby.....
Spirited Minikin (2007-02-15)
Hahahahahaha....!!
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