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Phone call from Jesus...

2007-02-27

Good morning Boys and Girls.

Phone call from Jesus last night:

*ring, ring*

"Hello?"

"Hey sur."

"Jesus! Wow! Long time no hear from. How are you?

"I'm fine. How about you?"

"I'm good, good. Sick of the snow."

"I'll bet. Long winter huh?"

"Seems like it. So where are you? What's new?"

"I'm in California. Staying with Marty and Steve."

"Hah. I still get a kick out of you having gay friends. Seems a little..."

"I have short bald friends too."

"Touche' How are they?"

"Marty's okay. Steve's got cancer - I told you that, before didn't I?"

"Yeah, lung cancer, right? Last time we talked about it he was stable though. What was that? -six months ago?"

"Well... It WAS, but it came on hard again about four months back. He's not long for this world, I'm afraid."

"Oh jeez. I'm sorry."

"He came home about a month ago. Stopped all the treatments. His spirits are okay though - which I still find surprising, ya know?"

"Yes. I do. You see that a lot once people have accepted the inevitable."

"Right. Marty's been amazing. It won't hit him till later - after, I think."

"How long have they been together?"

"Thirty-two years. You believe that?"

"Wow. A lot longer than my marriage lasted, that's for sure. Give them both my best. I'll get a card out today."

"They'd like that..."

"Hey! What about these bones? They yours?"

"I have no idea, and I could care less."

"Yeah?"

"Maybe the movie will be fun though. Cameron's good at his schtick. Get people talking a little, maybe."

"Nah. Jesus, you're hoping for dialog? Come on?"

"You never know.."

"No Jesus. The people who believe you physically rose from the dead and think its the most important thing you ever did are offended by the whole idea that you might not have. You know that. You could tell them it's hogwash yourself and they'd crucify you all over again."

"(chuckle) Thanks a lot surrogate! Nice thought. Holy moly!"

"You know what I mean."

"Yeah, I do. Well I have no idea whether those are my bones."

"Well, did you marry? Did you have a son?"

"Why do YOU care?"

"I don't but..."

"Good. Mind you own business."

"Excuse ME!"

"My point is, it doesn't matter.... Hey Steve wants some water, I've got to run. Send that card, huh?"

"Okay. Take care my friend."

'You too sur."

*click*

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drift (2007-02-27)
Surrogate... I would agree with your response to wildfunblonde... not sure the whole thing was read... ...drift

surrogate (2007-02-27)
interesting take. Perhaps you could explain the terms "narrow sighted, obstruction sighted." "Typical bullshit" I understand... but I'm not sure you do.

wildfunblonde (2007-02-27)
typical bullshitt, narrow sighted, obstuction sighted,

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